Why Not Go On a Cryptid Hunt?
Well, well, well! Much to our surprise, our cryptid friends have finally crawled out of the woodwork and into real life! Cryptids are all the rage these days.
Lately, we've been seeing cryptids pop up in headlines like it's a monster mash reunion tour! Here in Michigan, we spotted Ford rolling out a Ford Bronco Sasquatch Searcher SUV. No kidding!
Why is Ford doing this? Who knows? Maybe it's because nothing says "Bigfoot" like an off-road adventure! But it's more likely because of the rise in the enthusiasm for cryptid hunting.
Over in Scotland, they're going sonar-deep to find the Loch Ness monster. Nessie has been ghosting us for decades, and now she's ghosting us on sonar. But that doesn't stop cryptozoologists from going on research expeditions!
Even more cryptids are making headlines! Around 20,000 people attended the annual Mothman Festival in West Virginia in September. With all those people searching for cryptids, we hope to see some of our favorites appear on Instagram!
But let's get to the big question: Are cryptids real?
That's where Uncle Goose Cryptid Case Files come in handy. Put on your detective hats and prepare to conduct a cryptid hunt... from the comfort of your own play area!
With Uncle Goose Cryptid Case Files, you can explore 24 different cryptids. Chupacabras, Mothman, and even the notorious Bigfoot can make an appearance in your home!
Each Cryptid Case File contains the details factfinders need: height, weight, date of birth, aliases, and more! You can even see an image of the cryptid in question on each file. These files contain all the information you need for your cryptid hunt.
So why not go on your very own Sasquatch search without leaving the comfort of the couch? It's safer and warmer, and there's no chance of your GPS yelling, "Recalculating!"
Just grab the Cryptid Case Files, scatter the chips around your play area, and let the hunt begin. But be warned: cryptids are sneaky—your children might have to channel their inner cryptozoologist to track 'em down.
Now, you might think cryptids are silly. But there's nothing silly about engaging a child's curiosity.
The truth is out there... and by 'out there,' we mean there's probably a cryptid or two lurking under your couch cushions. Who knows what legendary beastie you'll find next?